Thursday, 25 April 2013

Drunk Man Attempts to Skin Board


How to Use Google Properly


VERY few people use Google to Her full potential. As a faithful follower of Google and Her mighty Algorithms, you should already know how to properly search Her. However, if you don't already possess this knowledge She will forgive you, but only if you take the time to read what is below. I assure you it will DRAMATICALLY improve the quality and accuracy of your searches.
Basic Usage:
  • Use quotation marks ” “ to locate an entire string.
    eg. “Church Of Googlism" will only return results with that exact string.
  • Mark essential words with a +
    If a search term must contain certain words or phrases, mark it with a + symbol. eg: +”bill gates” conference will return all results containing “bill gates” but not necessarily those pertaining to a conference.
  • Negate unwanted words with a -You may wish to search for the term bass, pertaining to the fish and be returned a list of music links as well. To narrow down your search a bit more, try: bass -music. This will return all results with “bass” and NOT “music”.
General Tips: (I use many of these almost on a daily basis)
  • site:www.cwire.orgThis will search only pages which reside on this domain.
  • related:www.cwire.orgThis will display all pages which Google finds to be related to your URL
  • link:www.cwire.orgThis will display a list of all pages which Google has found to be linking to your site. Useful to see how popular your site is
  • spell:word
    Runs a spell check on your word
  • define:word
    Returns the definition of the word
  • stocks: [symbol, symbol, etc]
    Returns stock information . eg. stock: goog
  • maps:
    A shortcut to Google Maps
  • phone: name_here
    Attempts to lookup the phone number for a given name
  • cache:
    If you include other words in the query, Google will highlight those words within the cached document. For instance, web will show the cached content with the word “web” highlighted.
  • info:
    The query [info:] will present some information that Google has about that web page. For instance, will show information about the CyberWyre homepage. Note there can be no space between the “info:” and the web page url.
  • weather:
    Used to find the weather in a particular city. eg. weather: new york
Advanced Tips:
  • filetype:Does a search for a specific file type, or, if you put a minus sign (-) in front of it, it won’t list any results with that filetype. Try it with .mp3, .mpg or .avi if you like.
  • daterange:Is supported in Julian date format only. 2452384 is an example of a Julian date.
  • allinurl:If you start a query with [allinurl:], Google will restrict the results to those with all of the query words in the url. For instance, [allinurl: google search] will return only documents that have both “google” and “search” in the url.
  • inurl:If you include [inurl:] in your query, Google will restrict the results to documents containing that word in the url. For instance, [inurl:google search] will return documents that mention the word “google” in their url, and mention the word “search” anywhere in the document (url or no). Note there can be no space between the “inurl:” and the following word.
  • allintitle:If you start a query with [allintitle:], Google will restrict the results to those with all of the query words in the title. For instance, [allintitle: google search] will return only documents that have both “google” and “search” in the title.
  • intitle:
    If you include [intitle:] in your query, Google will restrict the results to documents containing that word in the title. For instance, [intitle:google search] will return documents that mention the word “google” in their title, and mention the word “search” anywhere in the document (title or no). Note there can be no space between the “intitle:” and the following word.
  • allinlinks:Searches only within links, not text or title.
  • allintext:Searches only within text of pages, but not in the links or page title.
  • bphonebook:
    If you start your query with bphonebook:, Google shows U.S. business white page listings for the query terms you specify. For example, [ bphonebook: google mountain view ] will show the phonebook listing for Google in Mountain View.
  • phonebook:If you start your query with phonebook:, Google shows all U.S. white page listings for the query terms you specify. For example, [ phonebook: Krispy Kreme Mountain View ] will show the phonebook listing of Krispy Kreme donut shops in Mountain View.
  • rphonebook:
    If you start your query with rphonebook:, Google shows U.S. residential white page listings for the query terms you specify. For example, [ rphonebook: John Doe New York ] will show the phonebook listings for John Doe in New York (city or state). Abbreviations like [ rphonebook: John Doe NY ] generally also work.

Rapid Meningitis

well thats escalated quickly

Wednesday, 24 April 2013

Pacific Rim - Official Trailer 2013


When an alien attack threatens the Earth's existence, giant robots piloted by humans are deployed to fight off the menace.



(screenplay), (screenplay), 2 more credits »



Plot Keywords:

giant robot | apocalypse | monster | alien invasion | epic | See more »


Action | Adventure | Sci-Fi                         

Fast & Furious 6 Trailer Official 2013


Fast & Furious 6 trailer 2013 - Official movie trailer in HD - Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and Dwayne Johnson lead the returning cast of all-stars as the global blockbuster franchise built on speed races to its next continent in Fast and Furious 6 - directed by Justin Lin.

"Fast & Furious 6" movie hits theaters on May 24, 2013.

Reuniting for their most high-stakes adventure yet, fan favorites Jordana Brewster, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Sung Kang, Gal Gadot, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges and Elsa Pataky are joined by badass series newcomers Luke Evans and Gina Carano. Building on the worldwide blockbuster success of Fast Five and taking the action, stunts and narrative to even greater heights, Fast & Furious 6 sees director Justin Lin back behind the camera for the fourth time. He is supported by longtime producers Neal H. Moritz and Vin Diesel, who welcome producer Clayton Townsend back to the series. Fast and Furious 6 movie trailer 2013 is presented in full HD 1080p high resolution.

FAST & FURIOUS 6 2013 Movie
Genre: Action and Adventure, Thriller
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Director: Justin Lin
Cast: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Jordana Brewster, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Sung Kang, Gal Gadot, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, Luke Evans
Writers: Chris Morgan

Fast & Furious 6 official movie trailer courtesy Universal Pictures.

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Star Trek - Into Darkness


Published on Apr 16, 2013
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Star Trek Into Darkness Official Trailer #3 (2013) - JJ Abrams Movie HD

After the crew of the Enterprise find an unstoppable force of terror from within their own organization, Captain Kirk leads a manhunt to a war-zone world to capture a one man weapon of mass destruction.

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Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Bot Fly Extraction


In Panama, this guy was bit my a mosquito that was host to Bot Fly eggs which eventually hatched under his skin.

How strong is your stomach? Insane Cyst


Possibly the biggest cyst ever, Dubbed Kill George video is almost 10 minutes of squeezing crap out of this thing, Unbelievable truly Insane. I want to know why anyone would let this grow so big???? WTF

Monday, 22 April 2013

Specs for the Samsung Galaxy s4 - Insane bit of Kit.

Super Phone
Samsung Galaxy s4: Android, 5inch screen, 1080p, quad core processor.....


When prices for the Galaxy S4 were first announced on 28 March, Carphone Warehouse had the SIM-free 16GB model priced at £630 - significantly more than the 16GB iPhone 5 at £500 or the 32GB HTC One at £490 - or for free on two-year contracts starting from £41 per month.

Change log
This article was updated on 12 April with further detail on UK prices and new O2 contracts

However, prices appear to be falling. As of 4 April, Carphone Warehouse had reduced the SIM-free 16GB price to £589.95, which is £40 cheaper than at first. Asda are listing the handset for the same price.

There are many deals offering the handset for "free" on two-year contracts starting at £35 per month. At the time of writing, MobilePhonesDirect were offering the handset on a two-year £32 a month deal with O2, with the handset costing only £20 up front.

O2 also plans to offer the Galaxy S4 on its new Refresh contracts, which "decouple" the monthly contract fee from airtime costs, potentially allowing you to free yourself from a two-year deal at a lower cost than normal.

Hardware specs

5in Full HD Super AMOLED 1,920 x 1,080 display, 441ppi
3G (HSPA+ 42Mbits/sec downloads)
4G (LTE Cat 3 100Mbits/sec download / 50Mbits/sec upload)
16/32/64GB internal storage
microSD slot (up to 64GB)
1.6GHz Octa-Core processor/1.9GHz quad-core processor in UK (see below)
2GB of RAM
Dual-band 802.11abgn/ac Wi-Fi
Bluetooth 4
Infrared LED (for remote-control functions)
microUSB charger
13-megapixel rear-facing camera/2-megapixel front-facing camera
Full HD video recording at 30fps
Li-ion 2,600mAh battery
Android 4.2.2 (Jelly Bean)
136.6 x 69.8 x 7.9mm

Samsung has confirmed that the UK won't be receiving the eight-core processor that will be available in other markets worldwide. "The Samsung Galaxy S4 is equipped with a 1.9GHz Quad-core AP or a 1.6GHz Octa-core AP [application processor]," the company said in a statement sent to PC Pro. "The selection of AP varies by markets. In the UK the Galaxy S4 will be available as a 4G device with a 1.9GHz Quad Core Processor."

Given that very few Android applications would truly take advantage of all four cores, let alone eight, we don't suspect this will put UK buyers at a significant disadvantage.

Standout features and services

Music Hub The Samsung Galaxy S4's Music Hub will be powered by 7digital. This will provide access to a catalogue of 23 million songs, which can be either streamed (for a monthly subscription fee) or purchased. Purchased tracks and albums can be stored in the cloud, synced to multiple devices, and stored locally for offline listening.

App-free printing HP and Samsung have teamed up to allow devices including the Samsung Galaxy S4 to print directly to 180 HP printer models, without any setup or configuration. Users can print from their smartphone by connecting both printer and handset via the same Wi-Fi network, or via a direct wireless link between the two devices on selected printer models.

Dual-camera Allows users to video themselves in-screen while shooting footage of friends/family; allows video-callers to see person placing the call and who/what's with them.

Smart Pause Video stops playing when users avert their gaze from the screen.

Air View Hover fingers over the screen to get a preview of emails, images or video from the homescreen, without having to open them.

Group Play Allows the same song to be played back simultaneously through different Galaxy S4 handsets in near proximity.

Air Gesture Scrolls through web pages, changes music tracks with the wave of a hand.

Samsung Knox A feature first introduced on BlackBerry devices, which allows work and personal content to be kept separate on handset.

S Health Calorie counter, heart-rate monitor, and options to measure blood pressure and blood-sugar levels with additional equipment.

Samsung Hub A direct rival to Google's Play store, offering music, video, ebooks and other digital content.

S Voice Drive A driving mode that includes satnav, dictation of messages, and other voice controls.

S Translator Built-in translation service that can do speech-to-text or text-to-speech in nine languages. Doesn't require a network connection.

Release date

The Samsung Galaxy S4 will be available in the UK from 26 April, on all major networks. It will also be available to buy from the Samsung Experience Store at Westfield shopping centre in Stratford, London.

Samsung Galaxy S4 Mini

Although not officially unveiled alongside the Galaxy S4, leaked specs on a Samsung support site suggest there will be a Samsung Galaxy S4 Mini to go alongside its bigger brother.

The 4.3in Mini will have a resolution of 540 x 960, which is significant bump up from the 480 x 800 screen on the Samsung Galaxy S3 Mini, and a slightly bigger screen size.

Other specs for the Mini are thin on the ground, with a dual-core 1.6GHz processor and the availability of a 4G version comprising all we know about the internals so far.

The S4 Mini is expected to arrive in June or July.

Read more: Samsung Galaxy S4 price, specs, release date revealed | News | PC Pro

Saturday, 20 April 2013

Sybreed - Doomsday Party (The Luna Sequence Remix)


Remix of Sybreed's Doomsday Party by The Luna Sequence

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Blue Stahli - Corner (The Luna Sequence Remix)


Remix of Blue Stahli's Corner by The Luna Sequence

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The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Trailer 2013 Movie - Official [HD]


Published on Nov 16, 2012
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Trailer 2013 - Official movie teaser trailer in HD - starring - starring Lena Headey, Lily Collins and Jonathan Rhys Meyers - Cassandra Clare novel - directed by Harald Zwart.

"The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones" movie hits theaters on August 23, 2013.

Clary Fray tumbles into the supernatural world when she visits a club called Pandemonium, and witnesses a murder. Following this tragic event Clary's mother, Jocelyn, is kidnapped by a man called Valentine. She then calls on those who she saw at the club, and asks them to help her. In the search for the Mortal Cup, Clary makes decisions harder than any she has ever made. She falls in love, struggles with her best friend, and becomes the person her mother feared she would become. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones movie trailer 2013 is presented in full HD 1080p high resolution.

Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama
Director: Harald Zwart
Writers: Cassandra Clare (novel), I. Marlene King (screenplay)
Stars: Lena Headey, Lily Collins and Jonathan Rhys Meyers

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones official movie trailer courtesy Sony Pictures.

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Red 2

Published on Jan 18, 2013
Red 2 trailer 2013 - Official movie teaser trailer in HD - starring Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Anthony Hopkins, Helen Mirren, Catherine Zeta-Jones - directed by Dean Parisot - the high-octane action-comedy sequel to the worldwide sleeper hit.

"Red 2" movie hits theaters on August 2, 2013.

Retired black-ops CIA agent Frank Moses reunites his unlikely team of elite operatives for a global quest to track down a missing portable nuclear device. To succeed, they'll need to survive an army of relentless assassins, ruthless terrorists and power-crazed government officials, all eager to get their hands on the next-generation weapon. The mission takes Frank and his motley crew to Paris, London and Moscow. Outgunned and outmanned, they have only their cunning wits, their old-school skills, and each other to rely on as they try to save the world, and stay alive in the process. Red 2 official trailer 2013 is presented in full HD 1080p high resolution.

RED 2 2013 Movie
Genre: Action and Adventure, Comedy
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Director: Dean Parisot
Cast: Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Mary-Louise Parker, Anthony Hopkins, Helen Mirren, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Byung Hun Lee, Brian Cox, Neal McDonough
Writers: Jon Hoeber, Erich Hoeber

Red 2 official movie trailer courtesy Summit Entertainment.

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Friday, 19 April 2013

How to make Insane Tracks Like Skrillex


This is a tutorial on how to recreate some of the growls and synths in Skrillex's "First of the Year (Equinox)."

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Thursday, 18 April 2013

Corey Taylor (Slipknot) on Psychosocial Baby Mash Up


Corey Taylor (Slipknot) on Psychosocial Baby Mash Up by Isosine

Collaboration Between Korn and Evanescence - Freak On A Leash


Music video by Korn featuring Amy Lee performing Freak On A Leash (Live).

I believe Amy Lee compliments Jonathan Davis remarkably bring a very smooth almost soothing version of Freak on a Leash.

Insane German woman singing about a Shark

mad woman singing about a shark loool

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Wanna see how animals eat their food? So funny I was crying!!!

the crazy taxi driver prank - Insane


This is probably the most insane prank I have ever seen!

Hats off for the acting skills, Insane Details!

Willy Bum Bum [Official]


Willy Bum Bum on iTunes:


A song/cartoon about willies and bums from

Fun Fact: There are 32 willies and 64 bums. This was completely unintentional. Somebody put the idea in my head to count up the willies and bums and it turns out that there are 2 bums for every willy! WILLY BUM BUM!!! OH MY GOD!!!

May 08, 2010: Over 0 views.
May 13, 2010: Over 9,000 views.
May 20, 2010: Over 25,000 views.
May 22, 2010: Over 50,000 views.
May 30, 2010: Over 100,000 views.
Jun 28, 2010: Over 200,000 views.
Oct 05, 2010: Over 500,000 views.
Jan 17, 2011: Over 1,000,000 views.
May 13, 2012: Over 5,000,000 views.

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

Psy - Gentleman Millions watch as Psy unleashes Gentleman in style

Millions watch as Psy unleashes Gentleman in style

Attention musical curmudgeons, now might be a good time to book into that silent retreat you've always told yourself you will one day visit.
As you read this, K-Pop superstar Psy's follow-up to Gangnam Style is being downloaded across the globe and, via social media, television, radio and thousands of too-loud headphone sets on the train, the track Gentleman will reach into every cultural corner in a matter of days.
The King of K-Pop himself will perform it live for the first time in Seoul tomorrow, which will be live-streamed around the world on YouTube.

Psy-chology ... No doubt what kids will be singing. Oh joy.
Psy-cology ... No doubt what kids will be singing. Oh joy.
Whether Gentleman does the same exponentially tighter circuits of our collective subconscious for the next year the way that Gangnam Style did remains to be seen. That probably depends on the video, which is also expected to be released this weekend. After all, the song was synonymous with the "horsey dance" in that joyously awkward video, which became the first clip to surpass one billion YouTube views.
In a promo clip announcing the new song, Psy performs what some have suggested could be his new dance style. Here at Fairfax HQ, descriptions of the dance ranged from kicking a soccer ball while waving one's arms, to a cartoon version of the hokey cokey while throwing an imaginary boulder, to cradling an invisible baby while trying to shut the door with one's foot.
So whether Psy's latest is merely a No. 1, or a global phenomenon, is only half about the music. But what's Gentleman actually like as a song? To subject it to the laser focus of our esteemed album reviewers would be like asking the snooty judges at Britain's Supreme Cat Show to lift the tail of the Keyboard Cat. It couldn't possibly end well. On top of that, our musical yogis would be rendered unable to review anything for a month, because yes,Gentleman is incredibly catchy. In fact it's three minutes 14 seconds of insanely sweet ear candy, even if early listens fell short of Gangnam Style.
Korean pop sensation Psy.
Korean pop sensation Psy. Photo: Marco Del Grande
Psy has avoided obviously ripping off Gangnam Style – think how easy it would have been to release something like Gangnam Restyled? But he has followed a winning formula: quirky cross-cultural rapping over classic dance beats, with a central unforgettable key lyric.
Gentleman begins with a retro handclap with a classic four-on-the-floor club beat, layered over with Psy's unmistakable Korean/English rapping.
Fans of old-school slow-tempo house beats will love it, but others may think it doesn't start as strongly as Gangnam Style – which could be telling for a buying audience with goldfish attention spans. But around the 45-second mark Psy drops one of his trademark English-language catchphrases destined to be repeated by smart-alec tweens the world over, "Damn girl! You so freaky sexy!".
The pace picks up and a minute in, he hits us with the phrase that you won't be able to escape for months, even if Gentleman is only a moderate hit: "I'm a Mother-Father-Gentleman".
The web was awash this morning with people sniggering that the first part of that sounds a lot like a similar but more obscene phrase, but it's no mistake. "Mother-Father" is a way of saying that without saying it.
Psy has basically made the key lyrics of his new hit a censor-friendly and fun obscenity. Expect armies of eight-year-olds to drive their long-suffering parents and teachers bonkers by announcing they are a "Mother-Father Gentleman". Oh joy.

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Original LyricsFull Translation:
Alagamun-lan, weh, wakun, heya, hanun, gon
Alagamun-lan, weh, makun, heya, hanun, gon
Alagamun-lan, ari, gari, hanon, kari, he
Alagamun-lan, we-like, we like party, hey
Ichiba, varriya, is hara moru, mashi sondori, yama, varriya
Yougun, pegi, tur, equa, machen, varriya
Noga, onku, pega, haga, kunge, nande, varriya
Damn girl, you’re so freakin sexy

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

Alagamun-lan, weh, mikuneya, hana, gon
Alagamun-lan. weh, sikuneya, hana, gon
Alagamun-lan, pali, pali, wasa, nelly, neh
Alagamun-lan, nali, nali, nasa, pali, hee
Ichiba, varaniya, nori, moli, holy, daddy, chunga, ri
Varriya, get feeling, feeling good, brutake
Varriya, gachu, gunya, sorinage, sorinage
Varriya, damn girl, I’mma party, morphine

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

Gonna make you sweat
Gonna make you wet
You know who I am, west side
Gonna make you sweat
Gonna make you wet
You know who I am, west side

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman
I don't know if you know why it needs to be hot
I don't know if you know why it needs to be clean
I don't know if you know, it'll be a problem if you're confused
I don't know if you know but we like, we we we like to party

Hey there
If I'm going to introduce myself
I'm a cool guy with courage, spirit and craziness
What you wanna hear, what you wanna do is me
Damn! Girl! You so freakin sexy!

Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a mother father gentleman

Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a mother father gentleman

I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman

I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman

I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman

I don't know if you know why it needs to be smooth
I don't know if you know why it needs to be sexy
I don't know if you know darling, hurry and come be crazy
I don't know if you know, it's crazy, crazy, hurry up

Hey there
Your head, waist, legs, calves
Good! Feeling feeling? Good! It's soft
I'll make you gasp and I'll make you scream
Damn! Girl! I'm a party mafia!

Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a mother father gentleman

Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a...
Ah Ah Ah Ah I'm a mother father gentleman

I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman
I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman

Gonna make you sweat.
Gonna make you wet
You know who I am Wet PSY

Gonna make you sweat.
Gonna make you wet.
You know who I am
Wet PSY! Wet PSY! Wet PSY! Wet PSY! PSY! PSY! PSY!
Ah I'm a mother father gentleman

I'm a, ah I'm a
I'm a mother father gentleman
I'm a, ah I'm a, I'm a mother father gentleman

Mother father gentleman

Mother father gentleman

Monday, 15 April 2013

North Korea threatens to strike without warning

North Korea threatens to strike without warning

(CNN) -- North Korea turned up the temperature yet another degree on its neighbors Monday, warning that it would not give any advance notice before attacking South Korea.
"Our retaliatory action will start without any notice from now," the North said in a statement carried by its official news agency, KCNA.
North Korea said it was responding to insults from the"puppet authorities" in the South, claiming that there had been a rally against North Korea in Seoul, the South Korean capital. It called the rally a "monstrous criminal act."
North Korea said last month it was withdrawing from the armistice that put the Korean War on hold in 1953.

Boston Marathon Explosions - Insane


At least two people have been killed and 23 others hurt after two explosions near the finish line of the Boston Marathon, police have said.

There was also a third blast at the JFK library a few miles away but no injuries were reported.

The blasts at the marathon took place about two hours after the winners crossed the line, with one explosion on the north side of Boylston Street, just before the photo bridge that marks the finish.

Another happened a few seconds later, about 50-100 metres away, believed to be further down the street.

Some runners were making their way across the finish line as the drama unfolded, and TV helicopter footage showed blood on the pavement in the popular shopping and tourist area known as the Back Bay.

Fox News reports authorities are guarding a 'person of interest' in hospital with severe burns.

The injured were treated at the scene
Participants were seen lying on the ground as the explosions tore through the finish line, sending smoke and debris soaring into the air.

A senior US intelligence official said two other explosive devices found nearby were being dismantled.

According to the Boston Marathon website, there were more than 25,000 registered entrants in the race, 374 of whom are British and there were also 108 Irish athletes.

It is not known what caused the blasts but Fox News reported ball bearings were found on the street.

Sky's Mark White said: "The ball bearings are likely to be shrapnel, leading to a growing suspicion the blasts were deliberate."

Some runners who had not finished the race were diverted down Commonwealth Avenue and into a family meeting area, according to an emergency plan.

The Federal Aviation Administration has warned pilots it had created a no-fly zone over the site.

Runners and race volunteers were crying as they fled the chaos. Smoke rose from the explosions, through flags lining the route of the world's oldest and most prestigious marathon.

The blasts happened at the end of the marathon
British police are now reviewing security plans for this Sunday's London Marathon after the US blasts.

Video footage has emerged which appeared to show the moment one of the explosions happened.

Police made their way through competitors as they ran towards the scene, and injured spectators were being carried to the medical tent that had been set up to care for tired runners.

Roupen Bastajian, a 35-year-old state trooper, had just finished the race when he heard the first blast.

"I started running toward the blast. And there were people all over the floor," he said.

"We started grabbing tourniquets and started tying legs. A lot of people amputated. ... At least 25 to 30 people have at least one leg missing, or an ankle missing, or two legs missing."

A bomb squad officer at the scene
A police officer was taken from the course with a leg injury that was bleeding.

"There are people who are really, really bloody," said Laura McLean, a runner from Toronto, who was in the medical tent being treated for dehydration when she was pulled out to make room for victims of the explosions.

Boston Police have told people to stay at home and avoid large crowds.

The Marathon sports store was reportedly near where one of the blasts took place.

There were two boom sounds heard from inside the Fairmount Copley Plaza Hotel. Race officials locked the building down.

The White House said President Barack Obama has been notified about the explosions.

The administration said it is in contact with state and local authorities and the president told his administration to provide whatever assistance is necessary in the investigation and response.

New York police have stepped up security around key landmarks in the city after the double blasts, a top officer said.

Foreign Secretary William Hague tweeted: "Appalled by news of explosion at Boston marathon. My thoughts are with everyone affected by it and all those waiting for news."

Boston Police said there is a helpline in the US for concerned relatives : 617-635-4500, and anybody with information about the blasts should call 1-800-494-tips.

Iron Man 3 Trailer - Looks Insane!


Watch the new trailer for Marvel's Iron Man 3, in cinemas April 25 (UK & IRE). Robert Downey Jr. stars as Tony Stark - aka Iron Man. Advance Booking Now Open -
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Marvel's "Iron Man 3" pits brash-but-brilliant industrialist Tony Stark/Iron Man against an enemy whose reach knows no bounds. When Stark finds his personal world destroyed at his enemy's hands, he embarks on a harrowing quest to find those responsible. This journey, at every turn, will test his mettle. With his back against the wall, Stark is left to survive by his own devices, relying on his ingenuity and instincts to protect those closest to him. As he fights his way back, Stark discovers the answer to the question that has secretly haunted him: does the man make the suit or does the suit make the man? Marvel's Iron Man 3 is in UK cinemas from April 25.

Starring Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Guy Pearce, Rebecca Hall, Stephanie Szostak, James Badge Dale with Jon Favreau and Ben Kingsley, Marvel's "Iron Man 3" is directed by Shane Black from a screenplay by Drew Pearce & Shane Black and is based on Marvel's iconic Super Hero Iron Man, who first appeared on the pages of "Tales of Suspense" (#39) in 1963 and had his solo comic book debut with "The Invincible Iron Man" (#1) in May of 1968.

Should the IRS just send us a bill?

Should the IRS just send us a bill?

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For most of us April 15 marks the last day to perform the ceremonial task of filing one’s individual federal income tax return. For some, this is a moment of joy as the refund arrives. For others, it’s time to make the dreadful payment to the Treasury.  But do we really need to file a tax return?  Does it have to be this complicated?  Can’t we just get a bill (or check) in the mail?

The U.S. employs a system of “self-assessment.”  This means you (or your CPA) must assess (i.e., determine) your taxes and report the results to the IRS.  If the Service disagrees with your assessment it will audit your return.  And after some administrative process, the Service will assess its version of your taxes.  In other circumstances, the Service may even “summarily assess” your taxes (i.e., without any administrative process) as in case with mathematical and clerical errors.

This process of self-assessment occurs each year by filing a tax return.  The return comes in three flavors depending on the complexity of one’s situation: the form 1040EZ, 1040A and the full-blown 1040.  
Does it have to be this complicated?  Can’t we just get a bill (or check) in the mail?
The U.S. has a long history of self-assessment dating all the way back to the original tax return of 1913 -- after the ratification of the Sixteenth Amendment.  The previous income tax was held unconstitutional.

In 1913 most Americans were not subject to any federal income tax because of the substantial exemption amounts provided to single and married filers. It was only the high-income filers that paid any income taxes. In fact, most Americans were not even required to file a return.

During the years leading up to World War II things changed radically.  The exemption amounts were reduced and the tax base was broadened.  The income tax system evolved into a “mass tax” on most of the population.  And unlike the current system -- the majority paid taxes.

The most recently available IRS data (2010) evidences an entirely different story now.  Approximately 41% of all tax filers paid no federal income tax (even their withholdings were returned).  This accounts for 58 million filers contributing -- zilch -- nada -- to the federal government -- other than Social Security and Medicare.

Both of these extractions, however, represent future obligations of federal government -- all for the filer’s personal benefit.  Making matters worse, when you include those not filing returns some studies suggest the “non-payers” exceed fifty percent.

The data further indicates tax filers claiming the standard deduction on their returns were also in the majority.  Approximately 66% (or 94 million tax filers) claimed the standard deduction (i.e., rather than “itemizing” their deductions on Schedule A) -- 46 million taxpayers with tax liability and 48 million non-payers.

When a taxpayer claims the standard deduction there is no need to retain detailed records for expenses that would normally be itemized (e.g., charitable contributions, unreimbursed medical expenses, gambling losses, etc.). 
Another advantage of the standard deduction is the taxpayer does not need any actual expenses.  In other words, the deduction is free for the taking for most taxpayers.  It can also be quite substantial and is adjusted annually for inflation.  In many circumstances it exceeds a taxpayer’s itemized deductions.

For example, the standard deduction for 2012 is $11,900 for a married couple filing jointly.  For most of us, the single largest personal expense on Schedule A involves homeownership (i.e., mortgage interest and real property taxes).  State income taxes are also a large deduction on Schedule A.  The remaining deductions are generally riddled with restrictive limitations disallowing their utility.

Many homeowners nevertheless claim the standard deduction when their mortgage interest, real property and state income taxes do not exceed it.  This is particularly evident in low cost of living areas (i.e., states other than New York, California, etc.).

Conceptually, the wage employee’s federal income tax already is a “flat tax” for those paying when the standard deduction is claimed -- albeit determined with complexity.  Once the standard deduction is claimed a taxpayer is generally not free to reduce his or her tax liability with a multitude of expenses like the itemizers and the self-employed (on Schedule C).

Sure there are the “above-the-line” deductions outside of Schedule A (e.g., retirement plan contributions, student loan interest, etc.) but those deductions are basic and generally known to the IRS.  In fact, the Service knows just about everything about the wage employee with its elaborate system of information matching. 
Why then self-assess?

Contrary to popular belief, the filing of a return also does not allow one to defer payment to the Service.  Instead, the U.S. employs a “pay-as-you-go” system whereby taxes are withheld from one’s check throughout the year (the self-employed make estimated payments). For taxpayers that fail to remit sufficient withholdings (or correct estimated payments) the estimated tax penalty generally applies.  There is also a dreaded penalty for those claiming too many allowances with their employer.

It's time to acknowledge this monstrosity for what it is -- a U.S. Treasury check (or zero sum game) for the many and an ugly flat tax for the payors claiming the standard deduction.

Let those with the greatest flexibility over their tax liability file a return (i.e., the itemizers and the self-employed) and leave the rest alone.
Rodney P. Mock is an associate professor of accounting at the Orfalea College of Business at California Polytechnic State University in San Luis Obispo, California.

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Gold price falls to two-year low after weak China data

Gold price falls to two-year low after weak China data

Gold has fallen to its lowest level in two years, on weak Chinese economic data, and receding fears about the chance of higher inflation in the US.
The price of the precious metal was down 9.2% to $1,395 an ounce.
The weaker than expected growth in China's economy also sparked a wider fall in commodity prices.
Oil prices fell to four-month lows, with Brent crude down $2.29 to $100.75 a barrel. The price of copper and aluminium were also sharply lower.
Copper fell to its lowest level in a year and a half at $7,085 a tonne, and aluminium sank to a three-and-a-half year low.
'Powerful driver'
The declines followed after China said overnight that its economy expanded by 7.7% in the first quarter of 2013, lower than forecasts and below the pace of growth of recent years.

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This is a market that has only got one thing on its mind... get me out”
David GovettMarex Spectron
Analysts said a key factor in gold's fall was the expectation that the US central bank, the Federal Reserve, will tighten monetary policy by stopping its quantitative easing (QE) programme.
This means that the rate of US inflation is likely to fall, meaning investors have less reason to hold gold to avoid a corresponding decline in the value of cash investments.
Cyprus's announcement last week that it was planning to sell most of its gold reserves has also had an impact on the fall in the price of gold.
Some analysts fear that other weak eurozone economies, such as Italy and Spain, will follow Cyprus's lead and sell some of their gold stocks, adding further supply to weakening demand.
Dominic Schnider, an analyst at UBS Wealth Management, said it might not have been the eurozone that triggered the mass flight out of gold: "What we now see is panic selling, perhaps triggered by the Fed's stimulus view. The Fed has given the signal that there's a possibility to reduce QE and that took a lot of trust out of gold.
"And people recognise that an environment where you have no inflation is a powerful driver to get out of the metal."
The price of gold has had a remarkable run in recent years, hitting a record high of $1,800.
Another drag on prices has come from India, the world's biggest buyer of gold bullion, which introduced a 50% import tax that has triggered a 24% fall in the amount of gold brought into the country in the first quarter of this year.
Mohit Kamboj, president of the Bombay Bullion Association, suggested prices may have further to fall: "With more and more countries reducing stocks, the future of gold seems bleak."
The fall means Cyprus is likely to raise less than the 400m euros ($525m) it hoped for when it announced it was selling the bulk of its gold reserve.
Gold mining company shares fell sharply as a result, with Fresnillo ending down 15%, and Randgold dropping 8.3%.
David Govett, head of precious metals at Marex Spectron in London, said there was a mass flight out of gold: "We have seen massive liquidation from all quarters... This is a market that has only got one thing on its mind... get me out."